Tuesday, December 24, 2024
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Jason Bailey

Dailey Bailey: A Guy Wants to Propose to His Girlfriend Naked . . . But Strips Down On the Wrong Porch?

I always thought proposing to a woman on the Jumbotron at a sporting event was the worst kind of proposal. But no. This is a worse idea.

Earlier this week, 22-year-old Thomas Edwards Junior of Maitland, Florida wanted to propose to his girlfriend in the middle of the night. And for SOME reason, he thought it would be a good idea to get totally naked for his proposal!!

So, around 3:45 A.M., he went to her porch and stripped down. Unfortunately, he went to the wrong house. And the people who lived there saw him naked on their porch in the middle of the night, and called the cops.

When the cops got there, Thomas got mad at them . . . and ended up spitting on one of them. So the cops tased him and arrested him.

He’s been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer, and burglary. He’s still in jail, so, as far as we know, he hasn’t been able to propose.

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Dailey Bailey: Would You Dump Someone For Using Your Toothbrush?

In theory, when you kiss someone, you’re taking on ALL of their mouth germs. But . . . there’s still something that feels different and filthier about that person using your toothbrush, right?

A new survey asked people if they’d break up with someone for using their toothbrush. And 40% of women and 20% of men say yes, that’s a dump-able offense.

Women even said it’s just as bad as someone secretly going through their phone. Men said invading their phone was worse than using their toothbrush.

The survey also found 27% of women and 22% of men would break up with someone if they found out they don’t brush at least twice a day.

But what if someone brushed twice a day, but once was with your toothbrush? AH HA. I just caught you in a logic loop

And about two-thirds of men and women wouldn’t kiss someone if they suspected the person had some oral health issues.

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Dailey Bailey: Two-Thirds of Us Pee in the Water at the Beach

Next time you go swimming at the beach, just know that you’re swimming in a sea of pee!! Although maybe if you get stung by a jellyfish that means you’ll be instantly cured?

Almost two-thirds of people admit they pee in the water at the beach, according to a new survey.

62% of people have peed in the water . . . and 48% do it all the time.

One of the main reasons is . . . we all think the bathrooms at the beach are DISGUSTING.

The majority of people say there are no bathrooms grosser than beach bathrooms . . . they beat out planes, the gym, and movie theater bathrooms.

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