If You missed Blake on Saturday Night Live Don’t worry… here are his two performances “Neon Light” and “Boys Round Here”
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The Top 20 Things We Constantly Worry About
A new survey found the 20 most common things we constantly worry about. Check ’em out . . .
1. Getting old.
2. Your savings and financial future.
3. Low energy levels.
4. Your diet.
5. Debt.
6. Job security.
7. Wrinkles or otherwise looking old.
8. Your physique.
9. Paying the rent or mortgage.
10. Always feeling generally unhappy.
11. Needing to find a new job.
12. Whether or not you’re attractive.
13. Whether or not your significant other still loves you.
14. Finding the right partner . . . or if the partner you picked was the right person.
15. A fight with a friend or family member.
16. Whether or not you’re a good parent.
17. Work goals and pressures.
18. If you’re fashionable.
19. Your pet’s health.
20. Crime.
A Guy With the New England Patriots’ Helmet Tattooed on His Head Has a Warrant Out For His Arrest
This guy made the rounds on the internet a few months back after he got arrested. 46-year-old Victor Thompson of St. Petersburg, Florida was supposed to be in court but didn’t show up so now he has a warrant out. I wonder if he’s the one deflating the balls?
If I had to guess, Victor will turn up sometime around February 2nd . . . right after the Super Bowl. Because a guy who’s crazy enough to get an NFL helmet tattooed on his head is definitely crazy enough to break the law to watch the Super Bowl.
Sweethearts Has 8 New Conversation Hearts For Valentines Day
I’ll say this . . . the new phrases on conversation hearts candies for this Valentine’s Day aren’t as cringeworthy as usual. They don’t feel like an old guy’s best guess at what the kids are sayin’.
And that’s because this year, they went directly to the kids to find out what they’re actually sayin’.
Sweethearts ran a contest this year where kids could submit suggestions for new phrases on conversation hearts . . . and they picked three phrases directly from kids. Each of the kids who submitted a winning phrase got $1,000.
The three new phrases from kids are: “GIRL POWER” . . . “PUGS & KITTENS” . . . and “LUV 2 DANCE.”
The five other new conversation hearts for 2015 are: “BFF” . . . “TE AMO,” which is “I love you” in Spanish . . . “JE T’AIME,” which is “I love you” in French . . . a picture of a smiley face . . . and a picture of a handlebar mustache.
Blake Shelton On SNL This Weekend
A Cop Had His Girlfriend Pulled Over . . . So He Could Propose to Her
Recently, a woman named Sara Wolff got pulled over in Galveston, Texas, and the cop told her she had a broken taillight.
Then he said he ran her license, and she had outstanding WARRANTS. Which is when she started crying, and said she didn’t know what he was talking about.
Now, Sara’s boyfriend is a guy named Gregory Parris, who’s ALSO a cop in Galveston. And it’s not clear if she dropped his name to try to get out of it, but it turned out she didn’t need to . . . because the whole thing was a SET-UP.
Gregory was watching from his squad car nearby . . . pulled up behind them . . . got down on one knee . . . and PROPOSED to her. The stuff about the warrants and the broken taillight were all made up.
She said yes, by the way. And Gregory joked that it’s a good thing she did . . . because if she said no, he was going to BOOK HER.
Their wedding is happening July 6th.
The Unhealthiest Thing on the Menu at 10 Fast Food Joints
Pretty much EVERY type of fast food is bad for you. But if your go-to item is any of THIS stuff, you might want to change things up. Here’s the unhealthiest thing on the menu at ten fast food joints.
1. At Starbucks . . . it’s the Eggnog Latte. A venti has 620 calories and 29 grams of fat.
2. At Kentucky Fried Chicken . . . the pot pie. Obviously it’s better than eating an entire bucket of chicken. But as far as single items go, it’s the worst with 790 calories and 45 grams of fat.
3. At Chick-Fil-A . . . the Sausage Breakfast Platter. 810 calories with 54 grams of fat.
4. At Subway . . . it’s the footlong Spicy Italian Sub. 960 calories and 48 grams of fat.
5. At Cinnabon . . . the Caramel Pecanbon. 1,080 calories and 50 grams of fat.
6. At McDonald’s . . . it’s the Big Breakfast Platter. Which comes with sausage, eggs, pancakes, hash browns, and a biscuit. 1,090 calories and 56 grams of fat.
7. At Wendy’s . . . the Hot ‘n’ Juicy Triple burger. 1,090 calories and 66 grams of fat.
8. At Taco Bell . . . the Double-XL Steak Nachos. 1,190 calories and 60 grams of fat.
9. At Chipotle . . . the Carnitas Burrito. 1,365 calories and 66 grams of fat.
10. At Burger King . . . the Ultimate Breakfast Platter. Which is basically the same as the McDonald’s breakfast but bigger. It’s sausage, eggs, pancakes, hash browns, and a biscuit, for a total of 1,420 calories and 79 grams of fat.
Thomas Rhett recorded a great cover of the Bruno Mars’ song “When I Was Your Man”
A Woman Fakes Her Death to Avoid a Guy Who Creeped Her Out After Three Dates
This is one of those horror stories that really scares people off online dating . . . or, really, ALL dating.
29-year-old Ann-Marie Gray of Somerset, England just shared a story of the extreme lengths she went to when she tried to end things with a creepy guy she’d met online.
After three dates, she ended things . . . but he kept texting her, and even told her he’d be at her house in 30 minutes.
So . . . she texted him, pretending to be her sister, and said, quote, “This is Ann-Marie’s sister, I am really sorry to tell you but she was taken into the hospital with a very serious illness.”
Naturally the guy texted back saying he was headed to the hospital to see her. So Ann-Marie responded that only family could see her. The guy wasn’t satisfied, and said he was OUTSIDE the hospital.
Ann-Marie had to escalate again . . . and texted, quote, “I am really sorry to tell you but we lost her.”
Faking her own death FINALLY worked, and the guy stopped texting. Although she says he sent her a NASTY message when he spotted her on the dating website again a few months later.
What 90’s Country Act Do You Want To See Make A Comeback
The surviving members of TLC are going into the studio to record one final album, and they wanted to “involve the fans” . . . so they’re asking you to pay for it. They’ve even set up a Kickstarter page to make it easy for us!
So that got us thinking.. What 90’s country act would you want to see make a comeback? Here are some suggestions: