The “Phoenix New Times” put out a list of ‘The 16 Worst Songs to Ever Reach #1.’ Of course, it’s subjective depending on your taste . . . meaning, if you have questionable taste in music, they might not seem as bad as they are. By the way… No country song made it to the list! Read More »
Author Archives: Jason Bailey
Dailey Bailey: Nivea Made a Remote-Control Seagull That Poops Sunscreen
Nivea recently shot a new ad where a remote-control plane that looks like a seagull flies around at the beach . . . and poops sunscreen on little kids. It’s actually been online since at least May, but AdWeek.com just posted something this week about how dumb it is. Read More »
Dailey Bailey: A Guy Complained on Facebook That His Wife and Mistress Won’t Get Along
It’s hard to find something we can all agree on these days, so let’s hear it for this jerk . . . he’s bringing us together. There’s a guy in Houston named Lonnie Turner, who looks about 40. And he recently went on Facebook to complain about how his wife can’t seem to get along with his mistress!! He posted ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: Yes Or No…. If You Could Get Away With It, Would You Punch Your Boss In the Face?
Here’s the hypothetical question of all hypothetical questions. If you wouldn’t get fired . . . if you wouldn’t get demoted . . . if you wouldn’t have your salary docked . . . if you wouldn’t get arrested . . . if there were no consequences at all . . . would you punch your boss in the face? In ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: A Wedding Reception Goes Bad When the Bride’s Uncle Punches Her Sister in the Face Over a Piece of Chicken
People at wedding receptions are mystifying . . . normal, civilized people act like they haven’t eaten in months the way they attack the buffet. And that went very badly at a wedding in Norfolk, England last week. 28-year-old Karyssa Smethurst of Norfolk got married, and apparently her family was hungry. As they grabbed for chicken in the buffet line, things got crazy. ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: A 61-Year-Old Guy Gets in a Fist Fight With a Bear . . . and Wins
I’m pretty sure if a giant bear is ever about to attack me, my reaction isn’t going to be, “Come at me bro.” But that’s exactly what this guy did. A 61-year-old man named Rick Nelson from Sudbury, Ontario, Canada was walking his dog on Sunday afternoon, when a bear cub poked its head out of a bush. But it was scared ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: A New Study Has Located the Middle of Nowhere . . . It’s in Idaho
At some point, we’ve ALL announced that we’re in “the middle of nowhere.” Well . . . believe it or not, someone just figured out the actual middle of nowhere. And it’s in Idaho. A blog called Vizual Statistix used the U.S. database of all major roads to figure out which parts of the U.S. are the furthest away from interstates, ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: Yes or No…. Should This 43-Year-Old Woman With a Great Body Have Been Kicked Out of a Water Park for Wearing a Small Bikini?
43-year-old Madelyn Sheaffer of Independence, Missouri went to a water park with her family. And she declared independence from boring, un-sexy, one-piece bathing suits. Madelyn wore a string bikini to Adventure Oasis Water Park. She looks pretty good in it too . . . and I’m sure that means a lot to her, since she says she recently lost one ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: Did a Possessed Teddy Bear Come to Life?
The Internet is going nuts over a video that supposedly shows a teddy bear come to life in the middle of the night, and roll on top of a woman while she’s sleeping next to it. Some people think it was possessed . . . other people think a ghost moved it . . . and everyone who’s not crazy knows ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: A Guy Says He Was Shooting Off Fireworks Because “This Is America”
This guy’s an idiot, but dammit . . . he’s also a patriot!! A 22-year-old guy named Quinnlan O’Meara in Des Moines, Iowa was shooting off fireworks around 4:00 A.M. on Sunday. So the cops went to his place and saw him standing there . . . with a bunch of fireworks in his hand. Only, fireworks are illegal in ... Read More »