A Guy’s Girlfriend and His Ex Both Jumped Into a River to See Who He’d Rescue

21-year-old Wu Hsia of Ningbo, China broke up with his 20-year-old girlfriend Jun Tang a few months ago. Now he’s dating 22-year-old Rong Tsao.

But Jun was not over him, and she’s been harassing Rong. So earlier this week, Wu had them both meet him at a park to get them to stop fighting.

But when they got there, the ex really escalated things. She jumped into a river to see if Wu would save her. Rong wasn’t going to let her get away with a stunt like that . . . so she jumped too, and made Wu pick who he was going to rescue.

Naturally, he picked his current girlfriend. Then he called his brother to come save his ex.

But it wasn’t all positive for Rong . . . she hurt herself when she jumped and had to go to the hospital.

I have some advice for this guy: Even though you’ve got two women fighting over you, the correct pick is neither one. I can smell the crazy on both of them and I’m sitting halfway across the world.