Apparently being a terrible person and pulling a “Weekend at Bernie’s” on your own Mom really puts you in the mood for boneless Buffalo wings.
57-year-old David Vanzo of Plymouth, Minnesota moved in with his mom back in 2007. She died this past January.
And before David reported it, he put her in a wheelchair, took her to the bank, and withdrew $850 from her account.
Then he dropped his mom off at home and headed straight to Buffalo Wild Wings. As one does.
He called the cops later that day and reported his mother had died. When they got there, their report says the house, quote, “smelled overwhelmingly of urine and feces” and David’s mother was lying on a soiled bed in her coat and boots.
They launched an investigation, and he was arrested on Thursday for criminal neglect and financial exploitation.