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Who says the kids today don’t have vivid imaginations anymore?
A 17-year-old in Elmwood Park, Illinois accidentally SHOT HIMSELF in the groin. But when the cops got to the hospital to talk to him, he told them he was shot by . . . Ninjas!!!
The police investigated and couldn’t find any evidence that ninjas were responsible for the shooting. Although, in ninjas’ defense, if they were good ninjas they wouldn’t have left any sign anyway.
But the police did find evidence that the kid had shot himself, and confronted him with that information. Eventually he gave in and confessed that it wasn’t ninjas after all.
His injuries aren’t life threatening, and so far he hasn’t been arrested. But the kid has gang ties, so some charges ARE expected.
