“Break-Up Beans” . . . Now You Can Dump Someone With a Plant

Even dumping someone on their Facebook wall on their birthday might be kinder than this.

There’s a new product called “Break-Up Beans” that’s kind of clever . . . but totally brutal.

Break-Up Beans are lima bean seeds that have a secret message etched into them with lasers. When you plant one, it takes about 10 days to grow. And when it does, that message is right there in big, clear letters on the beans.

The messages are things like, “It’s over” and “Let’s be friends.”

The plants can even grow up to 20 feet, which would make the message HUGE.

They cost $6.99 for a set of two beans. You can find them by Googling “break up beans.”