A Woman Named Her Restaurant “I Don’t Know” . . . Because That’s Where Her Kids Always Say They Want to Go. And A List Of Other Funny Restaurant Names

It takes some cajones to stake your family’s financial future on a corny joke . . . but we’re talking about it, so I guess it’s working.

A woman named Jessie Dong in Rochester, New York just opened a new Chinese restaurant and named it . . . I Don’t Know.

She says she picked that name because whenever she asks her three kids where they want to eat, they always say, “I don’t know.” There’s no word on how her restaurant’s doing so far.

Here’s a list of the funniest restaurant names:

1. Bread Zepplelin

2. Pita Pan

3. Thai Tanic

4. Custards Last Stand

 5.  Lord Of The Wings

6. Wok This Way

7. Grillenium Falcon

8. The Codfather

9. Frying Nemo