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A 38-year-old guy named Jonathan Whatley from Parkersburg, West Virginia stole $3,000 worth of antique coins from a store last week.
That’s not a particularly sexy or exciting crime. So why are we telling you about it?
Because Jonathan’s mugshot must make its way around the world.
This guy has one of the longest necks I’ve ever seen. Like, it’s got to be close to a foot long. He looks like he’s more llama than man.
He’s facing robbery charges and had outstanding warrants in Alabama . . . but whatever. We’re not here over some stolen coins, I’m entirely in it for the neck.
