If You’re Missing a Tooth, Get It Replaced With a Bottle Opener?

This is some crazy body modification stuff right here . . . and way more awesome than getting your eyelids pierced or your whatever tattooed.

Some rugby players in Argentina have started replacing their missing teeth with bottle openers!!!! ( no kidding)

The bottle opener is shaped like a tooth . . . and a dental surgeon implants it by drilling into your gum and anchoring it to your jawbone. Which sounds incredibly painful . . . but just think how cool you’ll be at parties!

We couldn’t find any dentists in America who are offering the service, so you basically have two options if you want one: Go to Argentina . . . or pay a lot of money to a dentist here who works in the back room of a Chinese restaurant.