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If you accidentally hit a pole or a parked car during your driving test, you’d probably think it was the most embarrassing thing that could happen. And you would be wrong. Here are five true stories of EPIC driving test disasters . . .
1. The DMV tester had the driver slow down and pull over to the curb . . . but he did it in an area where there happened to be a lot of PROSTITUTES. A cop saw them, and stopped to question them for solicitation.
2. A woman was so nervous for her test that she BROKE WIND . . . and it smelled so bad the tester had to roll down a window. But the smell STILL wouldn’t go away, his eyes watered so much he lost a contact, and he canceled the test.
3. A woman accidentally drove off without the tester in the car . . . tried to do the test solo . . . then came back and asked how she did.
4. A guy accidentally put his car in drive instead of reverse and plowed into the DMV building . . . so he failed the test in less than two seconds.
5. A driver did a sudden stop on a hot day . . . and the tester’s WIG flew off because his head was sweaty. It stuck to the dashboard and the driver was laughing too hard to keep going, so the test was canceled.
