80% of Women Tell a Lie Every Single Day, Versus 40% of Men

I’m not sure how valid this survey is. After all, when you’re asking people to be honest about how much they lie, aren’t you just asking for trouble? But here it is . . .

A new survey found 80% of women say they tell at least one lie every single day . . . versus only 40% of men.

Of course, that could mean men were more likely to lie in this survey, which means women are more honest by ADMITTING they lie. We’re through the looking glass here, people.

The top five reasons people lie are: To avoid hurting someone’s feelings . . . to avoid getting in trouble . . . because “life is complicated” . . . to prove a point . . . and to save face.

And the five most common things people lie about are: Liking their friend’s cooking . . . their job . . . their salary . . . their weight . . . and their hobbies.