I totally understand that burning your significant other’s stuff is an incredibly cathartic way to get revenge when they “burn” you. But just know that it’s probably going to go wrong . . . it almost always does. There’s a 42-year-old woman in Pontiac, Michigan who was furious at her husband on Sunday. We’re not sure why, but it had ... Read More »

There’s a 14-year-old girl in Wisconsin named Jerika Bolen, and she has an incurable genetic disease called spinal muscular atrophy type two. It means she’s pretty much immobile, she’s had over 30 surgeries, and she has chronic pain. But this past Friday, she celebrated her life at a community prom thrown in her honor. And listen to this next part, ... Read More »

When you’re having the most traumatic and painful moment of your life, it’s really messed up if someone else is turning it into a game. But that’s exactly what these two people did. 33-year-old Christopher Wimmer and 24-year-old Kayla Dubois are both paramedics in Okaloosa County, Florida. And apparently they were having a “selfie war” with each other for the ... Read More »

Here’s how dating works in 2016. Meet someone online . . . stalk them on social media . . . then go on a casual date and pretend you didn’t learn all the stuff they’re telling you during your stalking mission. Check out these results from a new survey on dating . . . 1. At least one out of three ... Read More »

Remember this the next time you think about stealing your coworkers’ food out of the fridge. Someone just posted a picture on Reddit.com from a Post-It that one of their coworkers left on a bottle of Coffee Mate in the fridge. Quote, “To whomever has been enjoying my coffee creamer all week . . . surprise! You’ve been drinking my ... Read More »

I think it’s finally time to get rid of your old VHS copies of “Armageddon” and “She’s All That”. The dream is over. There’s a company in Japan called Funai, and they’re the last company left in the world still producing VCRs. They make them in China, then ship them off to be sold under other brand names, like Sanyo. ... Read More »

We’re going to tell you about a secret body language technique today that you can use to get whatever you want, whenever you want it. So don’t tell anyone else, okay? Here’s how it works . . . Approach the person you’re asking for a favor . . . like, say, the airline employee at the desk. Give your name, and ... Read More »

A church group performing of an original gospel song called “Keep Yo Business Off Yo Facebook” is getting a bunch of hits on YouTube. Basically, it’s about people who post everything online, even if it’s scandalous. The best line is, “Sunday you actin’ like a saint / But yo Facebook status say you ain’t.” And ironically, a ton of people are ... Read More »

We take our sugary breakfasts very seriously. And this should go without saying, but any type of donut is always better than no donut at all . . . A 37-year-old woman named Michelle Nelson sent her husband Timothy out to get donuts last Friday in New Albany, Indiana, just outside Louisville, Kentucky. But the place was out of the kind ... Read More »

There’s a 45-year-old woman in Naples, Florida named Sarah Jo Longacare, and she’s not perfect. She seems to have a serious substance abuse problem. She takes dangerous risks. She’s toothless. Anyway, Sarah drank two liters of alcohol this weekend . . . then she stripped down naked and headed out to the garage. Why? Because she was trying to suck ... Read More »