Everyone is wound so tight these days that sometimes even good things make us explode. There’s a 55-year-old guy in Athens, Georgia named James De Paola, and last week, his 51-year-old wife Michelle made him a grilled cheese sandwich. But she used three pieces of cheese instead of two like he was used to, and that made the sandwich too cheesy for ... Read More »
Author Archives: Jason Bailey
Dailey Bailey: 12% of People Say the Person They’re With Isn’t “The One”
This number seems low to me . . . I figured there were a lot more people who wound up settling than this. A new survey found only 12% of people say the person they’re with isn’t “The One.” That means 88% of us think we were brought together with our significant other by fate and destiny and all that junk. ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: The Government Admits That No Study Has Ever Proven Flossing Is Effective
Well you can finally stop lying to your dentist about flossing. The Associated Press just looked at the research on the benefits of flossing, and they got the Department of Health and Human Services to admit, quote, “The effectiveness of flossing has never been researched, as required.” There have been plenty of studies on flossing, but none of them have ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: [Watch] A Stranger Surprises a High School Custodian With a Free Car
There’s a woman in St. Petersburg, Florida named Ernestina Nunez who works as a high school custodian. And she couldn’t afford a car, so she’d walk about a mile to work every day carrying a bunch of bags. She would always walk past an auto shop that’s owned by a guy named Richard Newberry. And on Friday, he finally went ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: We’re Only Productive Three Days a Week . . . Plus the 10 Things That Kill Our Productivity
Are you productive from the minute you get to work to the minute you leave? Yeah . . . uh . . . me too. A new survey found the average person is only productive for a total of three days a week. And when it’s hot outside, that drops down to two-and-a-half days. So what’s killing our productivity? Here ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: A Guy Lights a Candle to Cover His Poop Smell in His Yacht Bathroom . . . and Burns It Down
I’m glad no one got hurt in this fire, because it really lets us enjoy it to its fullest. There’s a guy in Hollywood, Florida who owns a 38-foot yacht worth $170,000, and he keeps it docked in a marina. He was on his boat on Thursday night, and after he did some stinky business in the bathroom, he lit ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: The Five Things You Do Around the House That Are Most Likely to Destroy Your Relationship
Man, if you die alone, how stupid are you going to feel that you once broke up with someone over the way they loaded the dishwasher? A new survey found the five things you do around the house that are most likely to cause major arguments . . . and possibly even lead to breaking up. Check ’em out . ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: A Guy Tries to Rob a Woman Sunbathing in a Bikini . . . But It Turns Out She’s a Cop
I’m pretty sure every single woman in Sweden walks around in a bikini all summer long, so I’m surprised we don’t hear stories like this more often. A homeless guy in Stockholm, Sweden stole a phone from a woman named Mikaela Kellner while she was sunbathing last week. But he didn’t realize Mikaela was a cop! So she immediately jumped ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: A Skydiver Jumped From 25,000 Feet Without a Parachute
A 42-year-old skydiver named Luke Aikins jumped from 25,000 feet on Saturday . . . without a parachute. He landed on a net 200 feet above the ground . . . and it was only 100 feet long and 100 feet wide. It happened in Simi Valley, an hour north of L.A. It’s the first skydive attempt without a parachute ... Read More »
Dailey Bailey: A Man Is Busted For Playing “Pokemon Go” Bottomless . . . He Says Pants Are Too Constricting
When you’re out chasing Pokemon in “Pokemon Go”, you need free range of motion. But maybe not this free. A 31-year-old guy named Joseph Sweitzer was playing “Pokemon Go” in Blaine, Washington last week . . . bottomless!! Someone called the cops and reported him. When they got there, they found Joseph was just wearing a shirt, shoes, and a backpack. He ... Read More »