At this point, it’s weirder if you don’t use emojis than if you do. So it’s time to really use them to your advantage. A dating app called Clover just analyzed which emojis are the biggest turn-ons and turn-offs. Here’s what they found . . . The emojis that women are most likely to reply to are the faces with the ... Read More »
Author Archives: Jason Bailey
Jason And Tony: Mugshot of the Year? A Criminal Shows Off His Smushed Face and Gorgeous Blond Mullet
Sometimes a mugshot is so good, pretty much no back story is required. Like, I tried to read the article about what this guy did, but we couldn’t get through it, because our eyes were locked on his photo. But we’re going to try. Here goes . . . 63-year-old Noel Dawson Jr. from North Toledo, Ohio was arrested last week ... Read More »
Jason And Tony: Which of These Messed-Up Things Would You Do For $5 Million?
A new survey by Buzzfeed asked people if they’d do a bunch of messed up things for five million dollars. And I’m a little afraid of how many of them Tony would do for five hundred dollars. Let’s see if you’re a better person than Tony is. Check ’em out . . . 1. Would you only listen to country music for the ... Read More »
Florida Georgia Line and Backstreet Boys performed “God, Your Mama and Me” and “Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)” at the ACM Awards
Florida Georgia Line and Backstreet Boys performed “God, Your Mama and Me” and “Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)” at the ACM Awards…. What did you think? Good? Read More »
Jason And Tony: Wrestlemania Highlights… John Cena Proposed, and the Undertaker Retired?
THE UNDERTAKER hung up his tights last night at “Wrestlemania 33”. Unfortunately, it was after losing to ROMAN REIGNS in the main event. But that’s the way wrestling works. Pretty much nobody gets to go out with a win. When you leave, you lose, so that somebody else gets the career bump from beating you. And beating the Undertaker at ... Read More »
Jason And Tony: Crayola Is Retiring One of Its 24 Core Colors For the First Time Ever
So yeah, nothing from your childhood is sacred anymore. Eventually it’s going to get sold out as part of a marketing stunt. First Monopoly started slashing its classic game tokens like the thimble and the wheelbarrow. And now Crayola is all like, “Hey, we can ruin your nostalgia too.” Crayola just announced that they’re going to get rid of one ... Read More »
Real Good: A Marine Who Lost Both Legs in Afghanistan Is the First Double Amputee to Become a Cop
There’s a 28-year-old Marine veteran in New York named Matias Ferreira, who lost both legs from the knee down in Afghanistan in 2011. But he’s still a total bada$$ . . . uses two titanium prosthetics to get around . . . and recently started looking into being a cop. He didn’t know if it was even possible, but a police ... Read More »
Jason And Tony: A Guy With the Last Name “Grabher” Is Banned From Putting It on a License Plate
The concept of “grabbing” women was in the news quite a bit during the election, and not in a good way. And that awful connotation of grabbing is bad news in a different way for a guy named Lorne Grabher in Nova Scotia, Canada. His last name is spelled G-R-A-B-H-E-R and he’s had a personalized license plate with his last ... Read More »
Jason And Tony: How Many of These Weird Habits Do You Have?
Do you ever wonder if other people share the same weird habits as you? Well we found an online survey about it. Here are eight questions we liked . . . 1. When you leave a store without buying anything, do you get worried they’ll think you’re shoplifting? 75% of people said yes. 2. When you write the word “Wednesday,” ... Read More »
Jason And Tony: An X-Ray of a Dog Who Swallowed the Monopoly Dog Token
Apparently this dog heard that Monopoly is getting rid of some of its classic tokens and he was DETERMINED to protect the Scottie dog piece. Someone on Reddit just posted an X-ray of their dog’s stomach that shows he swallowed the Monopoly dog token. Or, as one person joked, maybe it just shows the dog is pregnant? Anyway, as far ... Read More »